Morgan Blair

The Five of Us All Somehow, Impossibly, Lock Together in a Tangled Web of Sustained, Boundaryless Eye Contact While Our Heartbeats Synchronize and Our Breath Merges Into One Long Slow, Shared Gasp as We Understand...We Are One. We Each Take a Packet of Ramen, Tear the Wrapper off With Our Teeth and Crush the Bricks in Our Hands, Letting the Pieces Tumble Through Our Fingers Like the Scraps of Time and Space Falling Away Around Us, as If to Say, There but by the Grace of Our All-Encompassing Psychic Connection Go We. Mitchell Solieri and the Easy Rollers are Formed., 2019

WOW! This New Liquid Cheese Product By The Makers of Oxycontin Is The ONLY Proven Way To Fill Your Bottomless Pit of Existential Longing Because of Its Unique Chemical Composition Derived From Freon-Soluble Megaplastics Salvaged From a Staten Island Playground. Stay Present By Creating Some Adversity For Yourself AND Satisfying Those Late Night Cravings!, 2019

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36 of The Most Gut-Wrenching Breakfast Fail Videos of 2007 and 16 VERY Helpful Tips On How To Cook Eggs In Under 20 Seconds That Will Make You Want To Join a Cult IMMEDIATELY. Semper Fi!, 2018

Yes. Basically. Well, No. Not Exactly. It's Complicated. For the Most Part, Yes. For All Intents and Purposes. Simply Put, Yes, I Am in the Position I Am in Today, as Spiritual Advisor to Celebrities Like John Hamm and Cher, Because of the Social Currency I Levereged After Defecting From Mitchell Solieri and the Holy Rollers in 2012 and Selling My Story to Us Weekly, but, No, I Don’t Feel I Have Profited From Solieri’s White Nationalist Agenda. But, Yes, Naturally I Have Benefited From White Supremacy in General by Virtue of Being White. How Else Could I Have Gotten Paleo-Enron Into Princeton?, 2019

If you stop reading this u will die my name is terra fidalgo if u don't post this on 20 more photos I will sleep with you 29 days later her mom dies search me up I'm real, 2016

I Wouldn’t Say Ambien’s Sudden, Unexplained Resignation From Her 4-Year Position as Junior Assistant to the Head of Brand Manipulation for the Nashua, New Hampshire Police Department Had “Everything” to Do With the Corporate “Diversity Appreciation” Luncheon on August 9th Where She Debuted Her New, Novelty Cornrows From Her Vacation to Turks and Caicos, and Then Refused to Back Down During a Heated Exchange With Denise From Accounting That Resulted in an Overturned Shrimp Cocktail, but Yes It Was Due at Least in Small Part to That Incident, Though as Her Mother I Feel Compelled to Clarify That It Was Also Because of Her Growing Interest in Aerospace Engineering. No Further Comments. I’d Be Happy to Answer Any More Questions About the Cult., 2019

I Don’t Know Man, I’m Just Telling You What Linda Crimini the Cruise Director Told Me, and I’m Inclined to Believe Any Cruise Director With a PhD in Nuclear Psychology Who Suggests I Do Exactly What I Want at All Times, 2019

I Don’t Know Man, I’m Just Telling You What Ken Purdy the Cruise Director Told Me, So If I Were You I’d Be Throwing All My Books in the Incinerator Right Now Because the Earth Is Flat, My Friend, 2019