"Excuse me, can I please move my seat? The ceiling is leaking on me”
"She reminds me of my old teacher!”
"Yeah right. You never had pretty teachers!"
“So you kept me here [under a leaking bus roof]- so where is my umbrella? I want an umbrella for this bus!"
"Divorce that man and marry me!"
"Ok if you don't give me an umbrella, I want a bucket"
Overheard on public buses.