Rebecca Crook, ‘Tanzania’, 2016, Museum of African Design (MOAD)

"Excuse me, can I please move my seat? The ceiling is leaking on me”

"She reminds me of my old teacher!”
"Yeah right. You never had pretty teachers!"

“So you kept me here [under a leaking bus roof]- so where is my umbrella? I want an umbrella for this bus!"

"Divorce that man and marry me!"

"Ok if you don't give me an umbrella, I want a bucket"

Overheard on public buses.